1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 The following programme contains very strong language, 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:05,000 and adult humour. 3 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:15,840 VINNIE: We're gonna come in... under the cover of darkness. 4 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:16,000 (SIREN BLARES) 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,040 (SIREN BLARES) 6 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,040 Will you let me have it?! Fuck me! 7 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,000 (SOUND DISTORTS, REWINDING) 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,400 (SOUND DISTORTS, REWINDING) 9 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,080 Let's bag 'em. Vin! 10 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,640 Fuck it. (ENGINE STARTS) 11 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,880 (SIREN BLARES) Shit. 12 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,320 (DOOR BUZZES) 13 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,360 MCCANN: So... 14 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,520 how's everything running out there? 15 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,000 Everyone behaving? MANOLITO: Everything's fine. 16 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,920 Everyone behaving? MANOLITO: Everything's fine. 17 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,640 If they were a problem, I would let you know. Don't worry. 18 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,960 And how's Vinnie O'Neil working out for you? 19 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:20,000 Vincent's a solid earner. 20 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,440 Vincent's a solid earner. 21 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,120 Just... keep a close eye on him. 22 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,000 23 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:28,680 24 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,560 25 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,000 to the birds and bees 26 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,160 to the birds and bees 27 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,560 28 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,600 Morning, Lola. 29 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,840 30 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,160 That's what I want... 31 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:52,000 Fuck! Fucking thing. (LAUGHTER FROM CCTV) 32 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,240 Fuck! Fucking thing. (LAUGHTER FROM CCTV) 33 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,120 (LAUGHS) Don't fucking laugh at me. 34 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,480 Hey, hey, hey, dickhead. 35 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,000 How many times have I said about leaving that open? 36 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,600 How many times have I said about leaving that open? 37 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,360 But it's only you that walks... Hey! Hey! 38 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,560 Oh. (LAUGHS) (ON CCTV) My fucking head. 39 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,000 And the only fucking confirmation we've got 40 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,880 that Dylan got away that night is from bloody Manolito. 41 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:14,280 So, listen, if the MacDonaghs have grabbed him, right? 42 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,000 And Manolito's fucking saved him, 43 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:16,440 And Manolito's fucking saved him, 44 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,600 and told him to go... D'you know what I'm saying? 45 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,240 I mean, why the fuck would he do that? 46 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,320 ERIN: Manolito wants our weed. 47 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,000 He wants to get rid of the MacDonaghs, divide and conquer. 48 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,640 He wants to get rid of the MacDonaghs, divide and conquer. 49 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,080 Now, Davey, Donna, I need you at Manolito's. 50 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,000 Get him out of that fucking stupid maze house 51 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:32,080 Get him out of that fucking stupid maze house 52 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,240 so we can sneak in the stolen art. DONNA: Shouldn't be a problem. 53 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,640 If it means that twisted fucker's sent away. 54 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:56,000 WOMAN: One moment! 55 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,640 WOMAN: One moment! 56 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,000 Surprise! (LAUGHS) 57 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:04,240 Surprise! (LAUGHS) 58 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,160 You! Hi, Mum. 59 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,560 Oh, come in. 60 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,000 Papa, look who it is! 61 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,280 Papa, look who it is! 62 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,960 Mustaffa, Mashalla. Salam. 63 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,000 Kif Halek.You know me, I'm as cool as a cucumber. 64 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:20,640 Kif Halek.You know me, I'm as cool as a cucumber. 65 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,960 It's so good to see you, Mustaffa. 66 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,840 Mama, no one calls me that anymore. 67 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,680 I go by Manolito these days. 68 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,000 I can't get used to that name. 69 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:28,920 I can't get used to that name. 70 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,360 O'Lito sounds Irish. No, no, no, no. 71 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,760 It's one name, you know? Like, er... Cher, or Shakira. 72 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,000 Mustaffa is a good name for a pop star. 73 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,840 Mustaffa is a good name for a pop star. 74 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,880 I'll get you something to eat. 75 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,600 Manolito. He was the name of the baddie on High Chaparral. 76 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,000 Do you remember, Mammy? Yes. 77 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,840 Do you remember, Mammy? Yes. 78 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,000 Suits my personality, huh? 79 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,680 Papa, I gotta get a few things from my room, for work. 80 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,000 OK? OK, Mustaffa. 81 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:52,680 OK? OK, Mustaffa. 82 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,000 83 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,000 Well! 84 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,840 Well! 85 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,160 You motherfuckers underestimated me. 86 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,520 Well, now you're gonna pay. 87 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 What? You thought you could outsmart me, 88 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,080 What? You thought you could outsmart me, 89 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,680 walk away with what is rightfully mine? 90 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,880 You'll finally understand the gravity of your mistake. 91 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,000 That you have awakened a force unlike any other! 92 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,560 That you have awakened a force unlike any other! 93 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,760 Mustaffa? We're gonna watch Cash In The Attic in a bit. 94 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,920 D'you wanna join us? Thanks, Mama, but, er... 95 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:56,000 I've gotta nip out for some business. 96 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,560 I've gotta nip out for some business. 97 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,080 I've made some falafel if you wanna take some with you? 98 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,000 Shookran, Mama. You're the best. 99 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,280 Shookran, Mama. You're the best. 100 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,800 And you're the best. (KISSES) 101 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,600 (PASLOWSKI WHISTLING) 102 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,520 Oh, no, please. No, no. (MOANING) 103 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:44,000 Oh, fucking hell! 104 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,160 Oh, fucking hell! 105 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,000 I can't stop it. Don't finish it. 106 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,400 Fucking hell mate. Dirty git.Oh! 107 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,000 ERIN: Well, I can't unsee that now, can I?Hey. 108 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,040 ERIN: Well, I can't unsee that now, can I?Hey. 109 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,040 Having a wank doesn't make me a bad person. 110 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,560 It fucking does when you're doing it in someone's workplace. 111 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,000 Right, I'm sorry, I'm gonna get a mop, 112 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,280 Right, I'm sorry, I'm gonna get a mop, 113 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,880 because I can't have your jizzy smears in me general vicinity. 114 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,760 Mm. Just wiping his hands. 115 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,960 Why have you brought special wank shoes? 116 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 They're not mine. Mine are at home. 117 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:08,720 They're not mine. Mine are at home. 118 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,480 (ALL GASPING) Oh, fuck! 119 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,960 You motherfuckers underestimated me. 120 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Oh. (CHUCKLES) You decide to cross me. 121 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,880 Oh. (CHUCKLES) You decide to cross me. 122 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,400 Well, now you're gonna pay. This fucking door!(GUNSHOT) 123 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,880 (ALL SCREAM) 124 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,000 Oh, fuck. What the fuck were that?Er... 125 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,400 Oh, fuck. What the fuck were that?Er... 126 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,000 Who the fuck is that? Oh, fuck. 127 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:32,440 Who the fuck is that? Oh, fuck. 128 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,520 It's fucking Manolito, innit? 129 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,800 He was gonna k-kill us all. Someone needs to call an ambulance. 130 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,000 I don't think an ambulance is gonna help.He might not be dead? 131 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,640 I don't think an ambulance is gonna help.He might not be dead? 132 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,120 Ashley, he's only got half a head. 133 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,000 I'm not a doctor but I don't think he's gonna make a full recovery. 134 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,320 Christ. Erin, are you alright, love? (EXHALES) 135 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,800 Erin? Oh, fuck. 136 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,080 PASLOWSKI: I don't wanna be here anymore! 137 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,000 I'm not into dead gangsters. 138 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,520 I'm not into dead gangsters. 139 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,480 I only came in to let off a little steam! 140 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,200 We need to compose ourselves a little bit. 141 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,560 Don't go doing anything stupid. 142 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,000 We need to tell the police! That's the fucking opposite of what I've just said! 143 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,040 We need to tell the police! That's the fucking opposite of what I've just said! 144 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,160 I-I just need to... Get after him. Stop him. 145 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,600 No! Get off me! Unhand me! Oh! 146 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,440 Jesus, Carol. 147 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,000 Pull yourself together, Shirley. You witnessed everything 148 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,920 Pull yourself together, Shirley. You witnessed everything 149 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,400 and you heard what he was going to do. 150 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,480 If you so much as breathe a word of this to anyone, 151 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,000 his friends will find out and, believe you me, 152 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,080 his friends will find out and, believe you me, 153 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,080 you do not want them showing up 154 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,320 at your farmhouse at the dead of night. 155 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,280 Be a smart lad. Go home, 156 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:28,000 and pretend that you were never here, OK? 157 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,760 and pretend that you were never here, OK? 158 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,960 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll... I'll do that. 159 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,880 It's doable. I should be alright. Yeah. 160 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,000 Fucking unreal. Is this very bad? 161 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,200 Fucking unreal. Is this very bad? 162 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,560 It's fuckin' terrible! 163 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,840 Look at the fucking state of that there. 164 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:43,040 I've got a gangster with half an head, in a bunker full of cannabis. 165 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,000 And I've got... I've got Lowry paintings, I can't sell 'em, 166 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,920 And I've got... I've got Lowry paintings, I can't sell 'em, 167 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,280 every fucking federale in the country's after 'em. 168 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,080 It's not good. That's the end of it, innit? 169 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,000 We should take him to Gary's morgue. 170 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:52,520 We should take him to Gary's morgue. 171 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,160 That's a really good idea. I'm sorry for shouting. 172 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,800 No, no, no, it wasn't that bad. I need to go check on Erin. 173 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,200 Erin, love? Shall I be mother? 174 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,440 Erin... are you alright, sweetheart? 175 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,400 No. 176 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,000 Just listen to me. 177 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Just listen to me. 178 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,160 I know that was really shocking. 179 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,440 That was really... I-I am shocked. 180 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,000 Good, so you should be! Because this isn't normal, Vin. 181 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,760 Good, so you should be! Because this isn't normal, Vin. 182 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,000 Christ, I know it's not fucking normal. 183 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,400 I'm trying! I wanna have a normal life, but it just... 184 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,640 ..it's just not happening, is it? 185 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,000 I don't think things can... 186 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:32,040 I don't think things can... 187 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,320 be normal, and I don't think they ever will. 188 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,560 I, er... 189 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,440 Look, just do me this favour. Just... 190 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,440 ..get a grip for now, right? 191 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,000 Now, that fucking heist, there is nothing... 192 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,640 Now, that fucking heist, there is nothing... 193 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,720 nothing that ties us to it. 194 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,680 The only thing was that fucking car. 195 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,080 And that's been torched. I've had the lads do it. It's done! 196 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,000 You did what? Huh? 197 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:56,440 You did what? Huh? 198 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,680 I had you torch the fucking getaway car, didn't I? 199 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,440 You torched it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Job done. 200 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,280 Yeah, we torched it. (BOTH LAUGH) 201 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,000 What you laughing at, you pair of twats? 202 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:04,960 What you laughing at, you pair of twats? 203 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,040 You didn't say 'torch it', you said 'sort it'. 204 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:11,040 No! Fuck me, no! I said 'torch it'. What have you done with it, then? 205 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,000 It's... It's sorted, Vin. 206 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,120 It's... It's sorted, Vin. 207 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,040 We went and took the paintings out of it, 208 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,960 and left the rest there. You said sort it. 209 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,040 Right, one minute. This better be some shit joke. 210 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,000 No. No. No, Erin. No, no, no. We... We did what Vinnie said. 211 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,680 No. No. No, Erin. No, no, no. We... We did what Vinnie said. 212 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,600 Yeah. He said 'sort it', so we sorted it. 213 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,120 I said fucking 'torch it' cos it's full of fucking... 214 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,000 It's full of evidence. 215 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:28,800 It's full of evidence. 216 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,280 It's full of our DNA and that. One minute, one minute. So... 217 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,080 it's still there... with our fingerprints?Uh-huh. 218 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,000 Full of DNA? Yeah, yeah. It's still there.Yeah. 219 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,240 Full of DNA? Yeah, yeah. It's still there.Yeah. 220 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,680 It's in the woods. Yeah, we... we put erm.. 221 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:42,280 Yeah, no, we put sticks on it, so... Don't worry about it. 222 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,000 It'll be alright. What the fuck?It can be driven. 223 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:44,800 It'll be alright. What the fuck?It can be driven. 224 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,320 I'll sort that. I'll sort... Leave it with me. 225 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:51,480 I've had enough of you. Alright then.I'll sort it myself. 226 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,000 OK.Carol? What's going on? 227 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,840 OK.Carol? What's going on? 228 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,720 I'm torching that car. Come on. 229 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,640 I'll come with you. 230 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,800 Dance Yourself Clean 231 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,000 Is she aware that she's just taken the overflow piss can? 232 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,560 Is she aware that she's just taken the overflow piss can? 233 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,040 She's not. (DOOR CLOSES) 234 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,000 Careful, Carol, you're spilling it. I'm not. 235 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:16,280 Careful, Carol, you're spilling it. I'm not. 236 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,880 You're spilling it I'm trying not to, like. Oof... 237 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,640 We're going through them woods, yeah? 238 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,320 I can't do it. Straight through. 239 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,000 I've actually got a stitch. I've a stitch as well. 240 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,640 I've actually got a stitch. I've a stitch as well. 241 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,840 Oh, fuck. 242 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,880 Push it. 243 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 (BOTH GROANING) Watch your foot. Ow, ow, ow! Ow! 244 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,280 (BOTH GROANING) Watch your foot. Ow, ow, ow! Ow! 245 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,560 God, I've fucking been stung. God's sake! 246 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,200 Why is it we have to sort their shit out all the time? 247 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,000 They're fucking useless, the lot of 'em. 248 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:40,080 They're fucking useless, the lot of 'em. 249 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,760 You just thank your lucky stars 250 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,360 you don't have to live with one of them. 251 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,400 Yeah. Oh, I used to, remember? Oh... 252 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,000 Harrison?Who? Come here, boy! 253 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,840 Harrison?Who? Come here, boy! 254 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,840 Harrison? What you... What you doing? 255 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,480 Just a cover of the story, you know, part of the cover. 256 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,000 If anyone asks, we're just some dog walkers looking for our lost dog. 257 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:56,640 If anyone asks, we're just some dog walkers looking for our lost dog. 258 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,760 Oh, yeah. Dog walkers who've lost a dog, yeah. 259 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,240 But miraculously got a gallon of fucking petrol. 260 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,960 Now just shh, and stop drawing attention. 261 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,160 Oh, there it is! Jesus, there it is, there it is! 262 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,840 Yes, Carol. I can see it. 263 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,560 Come on. It's fucking right there. 264 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,480 Jesus, it's fucking... Hurry up. Get it done. 265 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,000 Go on, go, go, go. Burn, baby, burn 266 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,520 Go on, go, go, go. Burn, baby, burn 267 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,800 Wait, wait, wait, wait. (SNIFFS) Oh! 268 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:20,000 What is that? Jesus Christ! It's not, is it? 269 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:20,520 What is that? Jesus Christ! It's not, is it? 270 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,480 Oh, my God. It's piss. It's fucking piss.Oh, fuck! 271 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,320 They've used it as a toilet. 272 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,160 Sure are dirty fuckers! 273 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,000 Look, we just have to get these seats burning, right? 274 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,480 Look, we just have to get these seats burning, right? 275 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,240 Carol, the seats aren't gonna burn. They're obviously fireproof. 276 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,320 Argh, fucking fingers! Oh! 277 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,000 Fuck, my shellac. Look what you've done now. 278 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,640 Fuck, my shellac. Look what you've done now. 279 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,080 Oh, fuck, Erin. (EXHALES) 280 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,440 We're just gonna have to go and find some petrol. 281 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,240 Nothin' else for it, like. 282 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,000 (DOORBELL BUZZES) Meena? 283 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,880 (DOORBELL BUZZES) Meena? 284 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,200 Oh, God, fucking hell. Let me do it, dude. 285 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,360 She's obviously off doing a funeral. 286 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,000 TOMMO: Help me with the burden of sin. 287 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:52,080 TOMMO: Help me with the burden of sin. 288 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,680 Oh, he's still got it, he's still got it. Come on, then. 289 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,680 (GROANS) 290 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,000 God, he's so heavy. Jesus Christie. 291 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,680 God, he's so heavy. Jesus Christie. 292 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,080 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Jesus Christ. 293 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,200 Tiny little feet on him. Fucking hell. 294 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,000 Ah! There we go. Fucking hell. 295 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:08,280 Ah! There we go. Fucking hell. 296 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,320 Snug as a thug... in a rug. Oh, dude. 297 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,800 Fucking vile. 298 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,560 Should we not say some words, like? Eh? 299 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,000 Just... Eul-Eul... Eulo- 300 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,160 Just... Eul-Eul... Eulo- 301 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,840 A eulogy. Yeah, alright. 302 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,200 Manolito was a very... 303 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,000 complicated man. He loved his animals, didn't he? 304 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,680 complicated man. He loved his animals, didn't he? 305 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,160 Fuck that. 306 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,000 Burn the cunt! Oh, for God's sake.Tommo. 307 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,240 Oh, no, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. Manolito... 308 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,000 you were, in fact, a great steaming bellend of a man, 309 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,520 you were, in fact, a great steaming bellend of a man, 310 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,480 and we're all glad that you've popped it. 311 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:38,320 Right, ready? Come on, now. 312 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,000 Zero flamage. Flame on! 313 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,160 Zero flamage. Flame on! 314 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,560 Flame on. Flame on! 315 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,800 For fuck's sake, have you fucked about with that button? 316 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:48,000 No, no, maybe it's a microwave? 317 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,480 No, no, maybe it's a microwave? 318 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,120 Yeah. Try taking him out and putting him back in again. 319 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,800 How the fuck am I meant to do that, Ashley?Er... Don't know. 320 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,000 Think about it.Eject? There's no fucking... eject. 321 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,080 Think about it.Eject? There's no fucking... eject. 322 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,800 It's not a CD player! What's going on? 323 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,440 Oh, fuck me. 324 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,000 You alright, Meena? You alright, Meena?Oh, no. 325 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,880 You alright, Meena? You alright, Meena?Oh, no. 326 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,040 Shit. Meena, listen... 327 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,360 didn't wanna involve you in all this... 328 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,280 er... to be honest. 329 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,000 It's err... It's Manolito. 330 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,320 It's err... It's Manolito. 331 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,800 He had an accident in the... Face...bunker. 332 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,400 Why have you mentioned his fucking name and face?! 333 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,000 You've made her a fucking thingamajig now... 334 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,600 You've made her a fucking thingamajig now... 335 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,600 Accessory. Yeah.Accessorise. 336 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,960 Tommo. Meena. 337 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,000 I think I'd like to see under there. 338 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,720 I think I'd like to see under there. 339 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,800 You don't want to see it. No.You've broken my door. 340 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,160 We did. I'd like to see under there.Err... 341 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,000 It's gruesome as Halloween in there. Fucking show her the fucking head. 342 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,600 It's gruesome as Halloween in there. Fucking show her the fucking head. 343 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,800 Oh!No. (EXHALES) 344 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,000 It's quite the accident, isn't it? What happened? 345 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,960 It's quite the accident, isn't it? What happened? 346 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,800 He snuck up on us.I kicked his face off.Shot his face off. 347 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:51,280 I kicked him so hard that... I mean, he shot his face off. 348 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,000 Listen, Meena... we really have to burn this dude, otherwise, 349 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,680 Listen, Meena... we really have to burn this dude, otherwise, 350 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,240 shit is going fucking down. 351 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,640 Is there any chance... 352 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,000 put the bloody flames on for a brother? 353 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,520 put the bloody flames on for a brother? 354 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,640 Gary didn't pay the gas bill, so they cut him off. 355 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,080 (SIGHS) 356 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,280 It's burials only from now on. Fuck! 357 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,000 I don't suppose he had his house keys on him?Mm? 358 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,200 I don't suppose he had his house keys on him?Mm? 359 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,480 We could take him back to his and make it look like it happened there. 360 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,000 Oh. Oh!Ah. 361 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,400 Oh. Oh!Ah. 362 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,400 Why can't you lot be more like that? 363 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,840 364 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,000 365 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,080 366 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,920 367 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,760 368 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,920 OK. Filled it, yeah?Yeah. 369 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,000 Right, come on. Let's go. 370 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,960 Right, come on. Let's go. 371 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,280 Cool, calm, collected. 372 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,000 (SHOP BELL JINGLES) Thank you. 373 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,280 (SHOP BELL JINGLES) Thank you. 374 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,600 Have a great day. 375 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,040 Hi. Hello, and welcome to Fuel Star, 376 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,000 where the customer's always the star. How are you doing today? 377 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,960 where the customer's always the star. How are you doing today? 378 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,200 That's nice. (CHUCKLES) Erm... 379 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,000 Just number nine please, the fuel in the canister. 380 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:56,360 Just number nine please, the fuel in the canister. 381 00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:00,000 Would you be interested in joining our elite VIP loyalty programme? 382 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,680 There are a number of fun gifts and you could save yourself... 383 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,960 ..twelve pence off today's purchase. 384 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,360 No. Just the petrol, please. What sort of gifts? 385 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,840 Goodness, the list is never ending. 386 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,000 Head torches, woollen hats, garden gnomes. 387 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,360 Head torches, woollen hats, garden gnomes. 388 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,440 For only three stamps you get a free garden gnome. 389 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,000 A free garden gnome for just three stamps? 390 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:20,720 A free garden gnome for just three stamps? 391 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,240 Count me the fuck in for that. (SHOP BELL JINGLES) 392 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,040 Just pay, please? Thanks. 393 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,000 Looks like this damsel in distress could do with a lift. 394 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,080 Looks like this damsel in distress could do with a lift. 395 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,960 I saw you fill up your can. 396 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,880 I'll run you back in the Range, if you like. 397 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:36,000 No, we've got it covered. Don't be shy, jump in the Range. 398 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,280 No, we've got it covered. Don't be shy, jump in the Range. 399 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,120 I don't bite... 400 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,160 unless you want me to. (CHUCKLES) 401 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,080 We're fine. Thank you! 402 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,000 Come on, I never take no for an answer. 403 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,160 Come on, I never take no for an answer. 404 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,760 I don't even know the meaning of the word. 405 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,640 Do you want me to fuckin' teach ya? 406 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,760 No. There you go. 407 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,160 You do know the meaning of the fucking word. 408 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,000 409 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,160 410 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,960 And a big box of matches as well, please. 411 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,760 (MOUTHS) What the fuck? 412 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,600 413 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,320 VINNIE: Here we go. 414 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,400 (DOORBELL RINGS) 415 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,000 Oh, he's coming in hot. Make sure you slow down. 416 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,280 Oh, he's coming in hot. Make sure you slow down. 417 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,400 Cardi, slow down a little bit for the van. Fuck me. 418 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,480 I don't think anybody's here. 419 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,000 Fuck it. 420 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,200 Fuck it. 421 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,640 Come on, stop making a fucking dance out of it, bruv. 422 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,800 For crying out fucking loud. Engage your glutes, Ashley! 423 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:40,000 And get your fucking... Watch the alarm, sweetheart! 424 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,280 And get your fucking... Watch the alarm, sweetheart! 425 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,760 So he was sat on a stool, 426 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,560 and he shot himself in the fucking head. 427 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,920 Get him in!He's heavy. 428 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:48,000 Can... Can... What?! 429 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,920 Can... Can... What?! 430 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,360 Can I... Can I have his phone? No you can't have his... 431 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,640 Ah, whoa that's a good idea. Dude, check his phone. 432 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,000 It might even have some info or some shit.Like what? Like what? 433 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,320 It might even have some info or some shit.Like what? Like what? 434 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,880 Like the reason he's broke into the fucking war bunker, 435 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,280 had a fucking hand can and wanted to murder us all. 436 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,000 If he's getting his phone, I'm getting his gun. 437 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,320 If he's getting his phone, I'm getting his gun. 438 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,240 Hey, hey, hey! If he's having his gun, I want his sexy fridge. 439 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,880 Eh? No one's having fucking shit. 440 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,160 Listen to me right now. You're not having a phone, 441 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,000 you're not having a gun, and you're not getting his sexy fridge. 442 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,840 you're not having a gun, and you're not getting his sexy fridge. 443 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,640 This is not fucking storage hunters. 444 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,240 We're trying to stage a crime scene! 445 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,000 It looks like an older model. Just try his thumb print. 446 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,440 It looks like an older model. Just try his thumb print. 447 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,240 (CHUCKLES) Good, yeah, cos his, er... 448 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,440 his face ID probably won't work, will it? 449 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,000 It won't unlock cos there's fucking dried brain on the sensor. 450 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:28,520 It won't unlock cos there's fucking dried brain on the sensor. 451 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,720 (PHONE CHIMES) Yes, we're in. 452 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,200 (PHONE CHIMES) That's the fucking, erm... 453 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,480 That's the weed bunker on telly. Gimme that. 454 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,000 He's been watching us?There's a secret camera in the weed bunker! 455 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,160 He's been watching us?There's a secret camera in the weed bunker! 456 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,040 Oh, my fucking Lord God. 457 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,600 Fucking hell.Jesus' sake.I'll tell you what's gone on here, right? 458 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,000 That's how he's known about the fucking Lowry heist. 459 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,880 That's how he's known about the fucking Lowry heist. 460 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,840 Guys?Yeah. Where's the rest of it? 461 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,440 What? His face, where is it? 462 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,000 In the weed bunker, splattered all over the inside of the cupboard. 463 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,200 In the weed bunker, splattered all over the inside of the cupboard. 464 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,920 No pathologist in their right mind is gonna buy 465 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,960 this was the site of demise when a massive chunk 466 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,280 of his face and skull are absent. (DOORBELL RINGS) 467 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,000 Who's that? Who's that? A delivery fella. He's on here. 468 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,720 Who's that? Who's that? A delivery fella. He's on here. 469 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,000 Cardi, don't fucking... No, dude! Hello? 470 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,520 I've got a delivery for Mr Mano Lito. 471 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,000 Don't say anything. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. 472 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:08,520 Don't say anything. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. 473 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,160 Yeah, hallo, that, er... hello, that's me. 474 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,960 Yeah, could you... thanks. Could you just leave it there for us? 475 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,720 Sorry, need a signature. 476 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,000 Needs a signature.I fucking heard what he said, you twat. 477 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,880 Needs a signature.I fucking heard what he said, you twat. 478 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,920 Hiya, mate. 479 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,000 There you go. Thank you. 480 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,960 There you go. Thank you. 481 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,240 You'll have to forgive me. I was attacked by a chimp. 482 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,320 Sign in there for me. 483 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,360 (CAMERA CLICKS) Thank you.No worries. 484 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,000 There's a note. 'With best regards, TMC.' 485 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,200 There's a note. 'With best regards, TMC.' 486 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,560 Who the fuck is TMC? 487 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,120 TMC is an abbreviation for 'touch my cock'. 488 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,360 It's not touch my cock, is it? 489 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,000 Who the fuck writes, 'With best regards, touch my cock.' 490 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,520 Who the fuck writes, 'With best regards, touch my cock.' 491 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,800 Why are we letting ourselves get distracted? 492 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,600 The clock, she very much ticks. 493 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,000 It is ticking. Now, listen, we need to take this fucking serious now. 494 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,560 It is ticking. Now, listen, we need to take this fucking serious now. 495 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,640 I want you and I want him in that fucking war bunker. 496 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,160 I want you picking up bits of brain, skull, bring it back.Aww. 497 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,000 Get the fuck on, right now. For God's sake. 498 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:04,880 Get the fuck on, right now. For God's sake. 499 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,920 (HOB CLICKING) Right, I'm gonna go and find out 500 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,200 where this fucking CCTV shit's stored. 501 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,000 I'll wait out front, keep an eye out.Good lass. You do that. 502 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,880 I'll wait out front, keep an eye out.Good lass. You do that. 503 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,480 What'll I do?You'll stop pissing around with that hob... 504 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:19,200 and stay out of the fucking jacuzzi. Don't touch anything in the house. 505 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,000 (SIGHS) 506 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,040 (SIGHS) 507 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,360 Right, Carol, can you not see why asking for a box of matches, 508 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,480 and a can of petrol might look overly suspicious? 509 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,000 Look, we needed the feckin' matches, didn't we? 510 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,560 Look, we needed the feckin' matches, didn't we? 511 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,400 (CHATTER IN DISTANCE) Fuck.Shh, shh, shh. 512 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,360 And when might that be, exactly? 513 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,000 It took two weeks and a phone call 514 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,240 It took two weeks and a phone call 515 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,560 to the Chief Superintendent before anyone came round 516 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,760 about that slanderous graffiti daubed on my front door. 517 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,600 (DOG BARKS) Roger! Come back here. 518 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,000 Come back, you naughty little bastard! 519 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,560 Come back, you naughty little bastard! 520 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,200 Right, let's get this done. Come on, quick. 521 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,000 Come on, quick. Burn, baby, burn. 522 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,440 Come on, quick. Burn, baby, burn. 523 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,760 Just chuck it in. Chuck it in. Dowse it in diesel. Come on, now. 524 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,920 Dowse it in fucking diesel. What? What? Carol? 525 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,000 Now, bit of patience there. A bit of patience. 526 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,800 Now, bit of patience there. A bit of patience. 527 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:04,040 Carol, please tell me you didn't put diesel in the fucking can? 528 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,000 Yeah, diesel is German for petrol, isn't it? 529 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,360 Yeah, diesel is German for petrol, isn't it? 530 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,240 Diesel. Petrol, de... no. 531 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,400 Diesel doesn't burn, Carol. 532 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,000 Doesn't burn?No. I didn't fucking know that. 533 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,040 Doesn't burn?No. I didn't fucking know that. 534 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,720 (WHISPERS) For fuck's sake 535 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,360 536 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,800 (WHISTLES) 537 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,200 Oh. Lights. 538 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,000 TV. (SOFT CHATTER ON TV) 539 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,600 TV. (SOFT CHATTER ON TV) 540 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,840 Ah. Skull and crossbones. 541 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,000 I probably shouldn't, but... 542 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:56,440 I probably shouldn't, but... 543 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,720 (SIREN BLARES) 544 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,160 545 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,080 546 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:09,480 547 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,000 548 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,880 549 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,240 No? Alright. 550 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,840 (WHISTLES) 551 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,000 Argh! (CHUCKLES) 552 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,280 Argh! (CHUCKLES) 553 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,720 Oh, God. 554 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,000 Tommo, would you please come and help me? 555 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,360 Tommo, would you please come and help me? 556 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,200 You're supposed to be fucking helping me. What are you doing? 557 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,840 Come on! Alright, Ashley! Jesus Christ. 558 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,000 Simmer down, love. You'll give yourself a conniption. 559 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,120 Simmer down, love. You'll give yourself a conniption. 560 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,640 Right, what we doing, then? 561 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,640 Just keep the fucking bag open for me, will you? 562 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,800 I want to get the fuck out. I'm preparing myself. 563 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,000 Urgh! Ah, fuck's sake. 564 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,360 Urgh! Ah, fuck's sake. 565 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,320 Ha! Go on then. 566 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,400 Christ, drop it in. Fucking hell, Ashley. 567 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,000 Keep it open.I'm trying, aren't I? It's dripping on my shoe. 568 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,120 Keep it open.I'm trying, aren't I? It's dripping on my shoe. 569 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,280 Wah, go on then. Woah-oh. 570 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,480 Hello, Davey love, are you alright? Davey. 571 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,000 You two. Where's Vincent? 572 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,240 You two. Where's Vincent? 573 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,240 Vincent? Well, I mean, he's... he's not here. 574 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,640 (STAMMERING) In fact, you know, he's elsewhere, isn't he? 575 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,480 Not present. He's not answering my calls. 576 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,000 Have you tried voicemail or leaving him a message, 577 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,680 Have you tried voicemail or leaving him a message, 578 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,840 or anything like that? 579 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,840 Yes, I've tried voicemail. Are you taking the piss out of me? 580 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,000 I'm not.No, he would not do that. He would not.I would never do that. 581 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,720 I'm not.No, he would not do that. He would not.I would never do that. 582 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,360 Where are them Lowrys... hm? 583 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,400 Hey, look... Lowrys? 584 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,960 Yes, Lowrys. The minge paintings. 585 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,240 We're meant to be planting them at Manolito's. That was the plan. 586 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,920 (LAUGHS) Davey, Davey. 587 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,000 You wanna talk to Vincent, don't you, you know?Yes! 588 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,280 You wanna talk to Vincent, don't you, you know?Yes! 589 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,040 I do want to talk to Vincent. 590 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,920 But if this is Vincent trying to fuck me, 591 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,880 then I'm gonna bite his fucking dick off. 592 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,000 Right.And then I'm gonna bite yours off.OK. 593 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,920 Right.And then I'm gonna bite yours off.OK. 594 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,080 Then I'm gonna bite yours off. I'd rather you didn't. 595 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,040 Now, where are them Lowrys? Hm? 596 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,200 Where are they? I dunno. Er...Where are they?! 597 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,000 Oh, no, no.No! I'll tell you what, right? 598 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,160 Oh, no, no.No! I'll tell you what, right? 599 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,920 In fact, you know, Vinnie, 600 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,040 has gone to hospital. Because... 601 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,040 Sugar's had a baby. Baby, yes! 602 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,000 A baby, a lovely... He won't... 603 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,640 A baby, a lovely... He won't... 604 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,200 A human baby, and so he'll have his phone off, won't he? 605 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,920 He wouldn't be on it, no. And if, yeah... 606 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,880 Well, tell Vincent I'm expecting a phone call. 607 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,000 We will do exactly that. 608 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,520 We will do exactly that. 609 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,200 We will do that, yeah. We'll do that for you.Thank you! 610 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,680 Thank you. Do come back. Fucking hell. 611 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,240 (DOOR CLOSES) Christ. 612 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,000 Honestly, it's no wonder my pubes are going grey. 613 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,520 Honestly, it's no wonder my pubes are going grey. 614 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,400 (FRIDGE CHIMES) 615 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,000 (WHISPERS) No way. 616 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,600 (WHISPERS) No way. 617 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,280 Very cool. 618 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,680 Very cool. 619 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,000 (CHUCKLES) Bye. 620 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,560 (CHUCKLES) Bye. 621 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,680 (GROWLS) 622 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,160 Vin? 623 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,440 Vinnie? 624 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,000 Mother fudger, look at the fucking state. 625 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,080 Mother fudger, look at the fucking state. 626 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,800 Cardi! I thought you were downstairs. 627 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,040 I'm not, I'm here. Look at t'fucking state of this. 628 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,000 He's been watching us for fucking months. Angles. Angle-icious. 629 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,080 He's been watching us for fucking months. Angles. Angle-icious. 630 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,800 Angles, fucking... Yeah. 631 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,680 It's not good, is it? It's not, no. 632 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,480 Well, at least he won't be doing that again. 633 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,000 Cos he shot his face off. 634 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:16,400 Cos he shot his face off. 635 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,520 Go away. (LAUGHS) 636 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,000 Oh! 637 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:24,400 Oh! 638 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,400 You are very fancy. 639 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,720 Oh! Ah. 640 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,000 (WHIRRING) Ah. 641 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,400 (WHIRRING) Ah. 642 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,200 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES) 643 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,080 (SOFTLY) Vin. Vin! 644 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,080 (MOUTHING) 645 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,040 See, fucking cleaner! Shit. 646 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,120 I fucking know. How we gonna get past? 647 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,000 I don't know. I'll think of something. 648 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,720 I don't know. I'll think of something. 649 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,200 Fuck! Fuck! Vin! 650 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,000 Dude, be careful.It's doable. Come on, it's fucking safe. 651 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,000 It doesn't look safe. Ah! Fucking hell. 652 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,320 It doesn't look safe. Ah! Fucking hell. 653 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,440 You're gonna fucking break you're neck.It's fine. 654 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,000 You've just gotta traverse this way, that's all. You're gonna be good at this, dude. 655 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,320 You've just gotta traverse this way, that's all. You're gonna be good at this, dude. 656 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,080 Do I look...? I'm not built to traverse. 657 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,760 Just come and fuck... Woah! 658 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,000 Vin?!Fuck! (MUSIC CONTINUES ON HEADPHONES) 659 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,240 Vin?!Fuck! (MUSIC CONTINUES ON HEADPHONES) 660 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,240 Fuck me, dude. Quick. 661 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,320 Oh, I've just torn myself a new bum hole there. 662 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:36,000 Were the stairs doable? The stairs were easy. 663 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,200 Were the stairs doable? The stairs were easy. 664 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,800 What the fuck? What the fuck? What?Where the fuck is he? 665 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:44,000 Maybe he isn't really dead? 666 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,640 Maybe he isn't really dead? 667 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,600 Don't be so...Ah! Course he's fucking dead! 668 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,080 Why is there so much blood? How is there more blood? 669 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:52,000 Follow the blood. Oh, dude. 670 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,720 Follow the blood. Oh, dude. 671 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,600 Go on, then. 672 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,000 Oh! Oh, fuck me! 673 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,000 Fuck! Oh, is this very bad? 674 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,160 Fuck! Oh, is this very bad? 675 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,880 Fucking very, very fucking bad. Yeah. 676 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,200 Fucking Lola. 677 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,720 Ripped his fucking arm clean off. I can see that.Oh, fuck. 678 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,000 Shh, shh, shh... shit. Get the rug, get the fucking rug. 679 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,360 Shh, shh, shh... shit. Get the rug, get the fucking rug. 680 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,680 Argh!Get in! Get in! Stop shouting, you tart. 681 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,880 Shit, dude. Hide, man. 682 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,000 Wait, no. We need to mop the blood, quick! 683 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,520 Wait, no. We need to mop the blood, quick! 684 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,400 The blood. Oh, for fuck's sake. 685 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,440 Quick, I'll mop with you. Er... 686 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,200 Go, go, go, go, go. 687 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,040 What you doing? I'm going behind the curtain.No. 688 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,000 This is my hiding place. Let me into the curtain! 689 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,000 It's my hiding spot. Fuck off. Let me into the curtain! 690 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,160 It's my hiding spot. Fuck off. Let me into the curtain! 691 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,040 Shit. Fuck. 692 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,120 This is shit. 693 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,760 Fuck's sake. Every bloody time. 694 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,560 Right, come on. (SHOP BELL JINGLES) 695 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,360 (COINS JINGLE)Wow, you two are really making the most 696 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,920 of our elite VIP loyalty programme. 697 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,000 Good job. 698 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,040 Good job. 699 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,080 Have you got your card? Oh, yeah. 700 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,400 (SHOP BELL JINGLES) 701 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,000 You'll have a gnome in no time. 702 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,200 You'll have a gnome in no time. 703 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,200 MAN: Looks like you lovely ladies are in need 704 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,960 of a knight in shining armour. 705 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,040 Can I offer you a lift back to your vehicle? 706 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,000 Oh, my God. Would you take the fucking... 707 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,080 Oh, my God. Would you take the fucking... 708 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,640 Hello... officer. 709 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,000 So, how much further do you think it is? 710 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,840 So, how much further do you think it is? 711 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,480 It's not much further. 712 00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:00,000 No, it's just on up this road here. Just another little bit, please. 713 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,520 Well, what's the registration? 714 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,320 I can call it in, see if something comes up. 715 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,200 MAN: (ON COMMS) All units be advised, 716 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,000 we have a report of an abandoned car in the woods 717 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,320 we have a report of an abandoned car in the woods 718 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,040 near Old Mill Road. 719 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,240 License plate: Lima, Romeo, One, 720 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,000 Two, Lima, Victor, Victor. There it is! This... This one here. 721 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:16,440 Two, Lima, Victor, Victor. There it is! This... This one here. 722 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,520 On the left.Officer, that's great. Thanks so much. You're a kind man. 723 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,640 Thank you.Thank you now. See you again. God bless. 724 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,000 Bye!Bye now. Thank you See you.Thank you! 725 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,680 Bye!Bye now. Thank you See you.Thank you! 726 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,280 Good luck! 727 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,000 (CHUCKLES) 728 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,640 (CHUCKLES) 729 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,480 Right. Why isn't he fucking off? 730 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,000 He's waiting for us to fill it before he leaves. 731 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,600 He's waiting for us to fill it before he leaves. 732 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,000 Do you need some help?Oh, no, no. We're alright, thank you. 733 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,000 See you later. We better start filling it before- 734 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,440 See you later. We better start filling it before- 735 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,120 We're not filling it. We need it. It's gonna look fucking weird... 736 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,560 We need the fucking petrol. ..if we don't fucking fill it. 737 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,000 Get off, we need it. We fucking need it. 738 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,200 Get off, we need it. We fucking need it. 739 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,680 Carol, get off it. Get off it! 740 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,880 For fuck's sake. Why isn't he pissing off? 741 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,680 Have you got your keys? 742 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,000 Yeah! 743 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,320 Yeah! 744 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,920 Got the keys! 745 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,360 Can you hold this a second here? What?Take this over. 746 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,280 Take it here. 747 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,000 It's fucking empty. 748 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,920 It's fucking empty. 749 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,120 Do you know what it is, Officer? we are waiting for you to leave, 750 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,000 because Erin has to do a massive shite. 751 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,280 Right, right you are, yeah. Erm... Bye. 752 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,160 God bless. See you. Bye, bye. 753 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,000 Sorted?Sorted. Well, it's gone now, innit? 754 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,840 Sorted?Sorted. Well, it's gone now, innit? 755 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,840 Look, all gone. 756 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,600 Fucking waste. 757 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,000 All the best now. All the best now. Thank you! Bye-bye. 758 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,680 All the best now. All the best now. Thank you! Bye-bye. 759 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,600 Fucking weirdo. WOMAN: Excuse me? 760 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,720 Gerald, what's going on? Fuck. Put that thing on. 761 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,480 We'd best go back to the petrol station. 762 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,000 MAN: What are you two doing? Is this your car? This your vehicle? 763 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,240 MAN: What are you two doing? Is this your car? This your vehicle? 764 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,400 Listen, do not be alarmed, because we actually work for a charity 765 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,000 that goes around helping old people, filling up their cars. 766 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,040 that goes around helping old people, filling up their cars. 767 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,040 We fill up vehicles with the diesel and petrol.No Carol, come on. 768 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,080 God bless, God bless. Carol. 769 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,200 What are they doing, Donna? 770 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,840 Hello-ello-ello!Honey, I'm home! VINNIE: Shh, shh! 771 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,000 Where's the body? Shut the fuck up!What you doing? 772 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,120 Where's the body? Shut the fuck up!What you doing? 773 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,240 The fucking cleaner's here. I'm hiding, you cunt. 774 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,000 Go on, get gone. Hide! (DOOR OPENS) 775 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,000 Fuck off. (MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES) 776 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,200 Fuck off. (MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES) 777 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,160 The Beat Goes Ska! 778 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,000 779 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,400 780 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,280 781 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,480 782 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,880 Argh! Shh! 783 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,800 784 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,000 785 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,720 786 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,920 uh-huh... 787 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,000 (SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY ON HEADPHONES) 788 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,080 (SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY ON HEADPHONES) 789 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,760 (PHONE VIBRATES) 790 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,120 Hi? No. I'm on my way. 791 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,640 I am. I've already left. 792 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,000 793 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,360 794 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,000 Has she gone? What you doing in the sexy fridge? 795 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,360 We'll use that leg of lamb to get the croc away from the body. 796 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,400 Come on. Alright. 797 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,000 I'm going. 798 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:28,200 I'm going. 799 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,280 Hello, love. 800 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,840 Ooh, bit of lamb for you there. MEENA: Go on. 801 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,000 She's not even slightly arsed.Could we not have fucking defrosted that? 802 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,720 She's not even slightly arsed.Could we not have fucking defrosted that? 803 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,160 Well, we've had no fucking time to defrost it, have we? 804 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,040 Hold that.Argh! Eurgh! I'm fucking going in. 805 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,000 Ooh, just be careful. (ALL SCREAM) 806 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:44,080 Ooh, just be careful. (ALL SCREAM) 807 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,960 What is that?! Don't drop it, you dick. 808 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,560 Oh, my God, dude. Argh! Argh! 809 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,000 Where's the rest of it? It's just a fucking thumb, isn't it? 810 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,000 Well, she's fucking had it, hasn't she? Greedy bitch. 811 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,320 Well, she's fucking had it, hasn't she? Greedy bitch. 812 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,880 Guys, no one's gonna believe that he shot himself in the head 813 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,960 with half a fucking arm and a missing thumb. 814 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 DAVEY: Well, this really is some plan B. 815 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,240 Instead of planting paintings, 816 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,520 you've literally rendered him armless. 817 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,720 Hats don't compliment my face shape, 818 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,000 but if I did wear one, I'd take it off for you 819 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:08,680 but if I did wear one, I'd take it off for you 820 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,800 for this formidable display. 821 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,760 Hm. Oh, it's delicious. 822 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,240 Your cunning and your wickedness 823 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,000 in contriving of a plan to... 824 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,080 in contriving of a plan to... 825 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,120 feed a man to his own pet, 826 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,160 and then dress it up as some kind of tragic accident. 827 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,000 Oh, it's truly inspired. 828 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,120 Oh, it's truly inspired. 829 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,600 Uh... Thank you? 830 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,400 Fucking idiot. It was an accident! 831 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,000 I kicked him so hard he shot his face off. 832 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,320 I kicked him so hard he shot his face off. 833 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,240 Who else knows about this? No one. Just us... 834 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,000 and that's it. He has a lot of associates.Mm. 835 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,520 and that's it. He has a lot of associates.Mm. 836 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,560 A lot of dangerous people rely on him. 837 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,040 Be hard to cover your tracks. 838 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,760 Donna's right. 839 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,000 This is bound to escalate things. 840 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,920 This is bound to escalate things. 841 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,080 You've killed one of their own. 842 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,280 Unless... 843 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,000 Baby I Don't Care 844 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,680 Baby I Don't Care 845 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,000 (SHOP BELL JINGLES) (BOTH SIGH) 846 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,880 (SHOP BELL JINGLES) (BOTH SIGH) 847 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:09,960 Kill me now. 848 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,000 This is a big moment. Is it? 849 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,240 This is a big moment. Is it? 850 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,680 It's gnome time, guys. (EXHALES) 851 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,160 Oh, he is beautiful. 852 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,000 He's small, but he's perfectly formed. 853 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,440 He's small, but he's perfectly formed. 854 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,440 It's beautiful, like a tiny Kenny Rogers. How are you? 855 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,080 (LOLA GROWLS) 856 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,000 How can she watch that? 857 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,520 How can she watch that? 858 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,440 As something of a specialist on the matter, 859 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,600 I would say she looks like she's getting off on it.(DOOR OPENS) 860 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,000 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) DAVEY: Hm, Manolito's minions. 861 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,720 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) DAVEY: Hm, Manolito's minions. 862 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,600 What's going on? 863 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,560 What's going on? 864 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,960 Where's Manolito? 865 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000 He's in there... 866 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,640 He's in there... 867 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,560 feeding Lola. 868 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,000 Why don't you take a look? 869 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,240 Why don't you take a look? 870 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,000 Jesus Christ. 871 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,080 We need to think about what we're gonna feed her next. 872 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,000 No, no. I...I... I think 873 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,000 these lads look like they're, er... (CLEARS THROAT) 874 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,280 these lads look like they're, er... (CLEARS THROAT) 875 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,760 ..they could come in use. Yeah. 876 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,760 You'll need someone to guide you. 877 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,000 Show you the diary, the transactions and everything. 878 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:32,200 Show you the diary, the transactions and everything. 879 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,280 I know the pin code to his phone. 880 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,120 I've got his thumb. 881 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,000 You'll have to deal with McCann. 882 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,520 You'll have to deal with McCann. 883 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,480 What do you fucking mean McCann?! Would that be Terence McCann? 884 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,000 Yeah, Manolito's been running his business since he's been inside. 885 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,160 Yeah, Manolito's been running his business since he's been inside. 886 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,720 Er... 887 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,840 Ju... Fucking hell. Un-fu.... 888 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,680 Fucking working for McCann this entire time! 889 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:56,000 Fuck me! 890 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,280 Fuck me! 891 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,880 I-I'm happy Manolito's dead. I never liked him.Really? 892 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,120 So much for loyalty. 893 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,000 I suppose you would like to come and work for us now, mm? 894 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,680 I suppose you would like to come and work for us now, mm? 895 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,000 (LOLA GROWLS) 896 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,080 (LOLA GROWLS) 897 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,320 Alrighty, then. Welcome aboard. 898 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,480 Now, according to Manolito's phone, we've got a very important meeting 899 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,000 this evening with Manolito's supplier. 900 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,320 this evening with Manolito's supplier. 901 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,280 So, let's really put our best foot forward, 902 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,080 and get this show on the road. 903 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,760 (SOFTLY) Nailed it. 904 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,800 (SIREN BLARES) 905 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,360 Watch out, dogs. 906 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,880 Oi. 907 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,000 Finally! I've been waiting here hours. 908 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,240 Finally! I've been waiting here hours. 909 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,440 Appreciate you calling. 910 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,400 Turns out the car was used in a heist at the Lowry. 911 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,560 Oh, sounds like I called you just in time. 912 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,560 (EXPLOSION RUMBLES) 913 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,000 914 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,200 915 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,240 916 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,600 917 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,480 918 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,000 919 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:08,240 920 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,440 921 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,920 922 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,000 923 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,760 924 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,840 925 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,000 (HISSES) 926 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,200 (HISSES) 927 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:28,520 928 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,040 929 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,000 930 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,760 931 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,560 (MUFFLED) 932 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,440 933 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,000 934 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,120 935 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,120 936 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,400 937 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,000 938 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,160 939 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,320 940 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,360 941 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,000 MAN: Hey, hey, it's calm. It's calm, we got this. 942 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:04,960 MAN: Hey, hey, it's calm. It's calm, we got this. 943 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,240 Don't go ruining this with any of your showboating. 944 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,000 (MIMICS) 'Don't go ruining this with any of your showboating, Davey.' 945 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,240 (MIMICS) 'Don't go ruining this with any of your showboating, Davey.' 946 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,000 I seen those two before... 947 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,000 ..but I don't know you from Adam. 948 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:28,560 ..but I don't know you from Adam. 949 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,800 Did Manolito not tell you he's going away on a long cruise? 950 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 He might not see land for some time. 951 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,040 He might not see land for some time. 952 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,160 I'm not just dealing with anyone. 953 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,000 No, of course not, sweetheart. 954 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,040 That's why he sent us. 955 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,000 You can deal with us from now on. 956 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,240 You can deal with us from now on. 957 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,400 Unless you wanna go on a long cruise? 958 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,000 Now, are we doing this transfer and getting our food? 959 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,520 Now, are we doing this transfer and getting our food? 960 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,680 Alright. 961 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,120 (LAPTOP CHIMES) Done. 962 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,840 (CLICKS, WHISTLES) 963 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,000 You see, that's what I'm saying? It's alright. 964 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,640 You see, that's what I'm saying? It's alright. 965 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,320 CAROL: See? I told you that everything would work out alright. 966 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,480 Yeah, well, I think the universe has given up now 967 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,000 trying to tell me something. I think it's screaming at me 968 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,640 trying to tell me something. I think it's screaming at me 969 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,600 to leave this town before it's too bloody late. 970 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,120 Oh, you can't leave. I mean, what about Vinnie, like? 971 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,000 (PHONE RINGS) Ah! 972 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,160 (PHONE RINGS) Ah! 973 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,760 Tyler, see? If that isn't a sign. 974 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,040 You alright, darling? TYLER: (ON PHONE) Hi, Mum. 975 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,000 I'm just with your Auntie Carol. You OK? 976 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:40,920 I'm just with your Auntie Carol. You OK? 977 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,680 Yeah, I'm fine. When are you coming back? 978 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,760 Listen, listen, I've been thinking... 979 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,080 how about me and you go to your Grandad's old flat, 980 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,000 the one by the sea for a bit, eh? Yeah, that'd be great. 981 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,160 the one by the sea for a bit, eh? Yeah, that'd be great. 982 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,560 I'd er... I'd love a little weekend break away.I love it down there. 983 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,000 Alright, well... we'll start packing when I get home. 984 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,480 Alright, well... we'll start packing when I get home. 985 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,960 Alright, babe. Alright, bye. Bye, Mum. 986 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 Come on. 987 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,320 Libiamo, Ne' Lieti Calici 988 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,800 (PHONE VIBRATES) 989 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,080 Oh, where's that bloody phone? 990 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,120 Huh? 991 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,720 Terence McCann. 992 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,000 You know, you can reset the passcode once you've opened it. 993 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,080 You know, you can reset the passcode once you've opened it. 994 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,240 Yes, I know, Donna, but I enjoy doing it like this. 995 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,080 It's more of a human touch. 996 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,000 Oh, bugger. Oop. 997 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:36,240 Oh, bugger. Oop. 998 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,280 Ugh. Come here. Oh. 999 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,520 Terrence will have to wait. (SCOFFS) 1000 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,000 (LAUGHS) 1001 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,560 (LAUGHS) 1002 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,560 Dirty bastard. 1003 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,000 Fucking Terrence McCann?! For fuck's sake, it's unreal. 1004 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:00,240 Fucking Terrence McCann?! For fuck's sake, it's unreal. 1005 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,240 So this package is from McCann to Manolito? 1006 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,080 TMC. TMC. That's it, isn't it? Terrence McCann. 1007 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,800 What's in it in, then? Is it a severed head? 1008 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,000 What's that? 1009 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:08,840 What's that? 1010 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,720 What the fuck is that? 1011 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,760 (LAUGHS) It's a little clay man with his cock hanging out. 1012 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,000 He's got chode on him, a'n't he? It's not very well made though. 1013 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,400 He's got chode on him, a'n't he? It's not very well made though. 1014 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,600 He's probably did this himself, fucking idiot. 1015 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,600 No, it'll have something inside it, won't it? 1016 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,000 Go on, smash it open, Ashley. 1017 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,000 Maybe we should wait until we actually know-Smash it! 1018 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,240 Maybe we should wait until we actually know-Smash it! 1019 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:29,000 Smashley! Oh, my God, dude. 1020 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,000 No?No, there's nothing in there. Of course not! 1021 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,000 Oi, remember that film a while ago, the smugglers were all building 1022 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:38,440 little statues of the Virgin Mary and they did it out of cocaine. 1023 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,000 Oh... Ashley! They made it out of, they made it... 1024 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,720 Oh... Ashley! They made it out of, they made it... 1025 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,520 Your drift, I am very much catching it. 1026 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,960 Here we go, let's have a go. Go on. 1027 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,920 (SNIFFS) Fucking nutcase, dude. 1028 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,000 (SCREAMS) 1029 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,200 (SCREAMS) 1030 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,480 Gah! It's not cocaine. It's not. 1031 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,960 ALL: Ohh.Well, maybe we can put it back together. 1032 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 It could...Good riddance to bad rubbish. (LAUGHS) 1033 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:56,960 It could...Good riddance to bad rubbish. (LAUGHS) 1034 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,040 Why would that have been cocaine? It's a terracotta fucking statue. 1035 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,720 Do you not know they got that fucking red brick prison cocaine? 1036 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,000 They don't! They do.Dude, they smuggle drugs... 1037 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,800 They don't! They do.Dude, they smuggle drugs... 1038 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,960 into jail. They don't smuggle them out, you clown! 1039 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,440 Those lads would be making a few quid by smuggling it out. 1040 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,000 'Get this out!' If they've got too much inside. 1041 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,680 'Get this out!' If they've got too much inside. 1042 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,280 Guys, guys.What? That thing you've just thrown out 1043 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,640 is worth 100,000 euros. 1044 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,000 Fuck! (BRAKES SQUEAL) 1045 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,520 Fuck! (BRAKES SQUEAL) 1046 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,880 Oh, fuck! 1047 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,960 ALL: No! 1048 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Oh, no. 1049 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:28,320 Oh, no. 1050 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,400 Fucking unreal, unreal. 1051 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,440 (ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) 1052 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,960 Fuck! Fuck it! 1053 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,960 Jim? Bea! 1054 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000 When where last you seen her? Years back. 1055 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,080 When where last you seen her? Years back. 1056 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,000 Unlike you, I've got time to find someone better. 1057 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,520 I've been loved! And I've been loved again. 1058 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,000 The 'accidental' meeting... 1059 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,040 The 'accidental' meeting... 1060 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,000 I just wanted to see you again. 1061 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,360 I still like all the same things. Oh, fuck. 1062 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,000 That's a bit close.I should never have gone looking for her. 1063 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,920 That's a bit close.I should never have gone looking for her. 1064 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,520 Fuck it. Happiness is a cunt. 1065 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:05,920 Fuck! 1066 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,760 1067 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,000 1068 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:16,800 1069 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,960 1070 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,000 1071 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,080 1072 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,200 1073 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,000 is just about gone 1074 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,440 is just about gone 1075 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,960 1076 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky